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THEN RAISE THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KIDS!
AND GIVE YOU ALL THE MOTHERFUCKING LOVE AND SUPPORT YOU’D EVER FUCKING NEED.
AND PAY THE HELL OUT OF THAT FUCKING MORTGAGE.
AND THEN WHEN THE GUTTERS ARE CLOGGED I’LL GET UP THAT FUCKING LADDER AND CLEAN THAT SHIT UP WHILE YOU STAND BY THE KITCHEN WINDOW COMICALLY JUDGING MY WORK.
AND THEN WE CAN VACUUM THE FUCK OUT OF OUR CARPET SO HARD THAT WE’LL HAVE TO GET A NEW ONE.
WE’LL WASH OUR CLOTHES SO GODDAMN FUCKING HARD. FORGET NO RINSE, WE’LL USE HIGH FUCKING SPEED.
BUY A FUCKING MINIVAN TO STUFF OUR BEAUTIFUL FUCKING BABIES INTO IT AND DRIVE THE FUCK OUT OF IT.
THEN WE CAN GO SOME FUCKING PARENT-TEACHER MEETINGS AND MEET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KID’S TEACHER. THEN JUDGE THE SHIT OF HER IN THE CAR.
AND WE CAN THEN PILE ALL THE CHILDREN IN THE FUCKING MINIVAN AND GO TO THE STORE AND SHOP FOR GROCERIES SO HARD THAT WE ACTUALLY HAVE TO MAKE MORE THAN TWO TRIPS TO GET ALL THAT SHIT INSIDE THE HOUSE.
AND THEN COOK THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KITCHEN UNTIL WE HAVE NO FOOD LEFT AND WE FEAST ON THAT SHIT FOR FUCKING DAYS.
I WILL EAT THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR HOMEMADE COOKIES.
THEN WASH THE SHIT OUT ON THE DISHES TOGETHER UNTIL OUR ENTIRE HANDS GET FUCKING PRUNEY.
WE’LL WATCH OUR KIDS FUCKING GRADUATE AND MOTHER FUCKING TEAR UP LIKE THE BADASS BOSSES WE FUCKING ARE.
WE WILL GROW SO DAMN OLD TOGETHER, WE WILL LOOK LIKE FUCKING RAISINS.
I WILL FUCKING TELL YOU EVERY SINGLE SECOND HOW MUCH I FUCKING LOVE YOU.
HOLDING EACH OTHER’S FUCKING HANDS SO HARD THAT WE SHIT OUR SELVES.
UNTIL WE DIE AND ROT AS MOTHERFUCKING CORPSES TOGETHER.
TIL DEATH DO US FUCKIN PART.
HAPPILY EVER FUCKING AFTER.

MARRIAGE
YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT

I FUCKING DO.
More announcements. More prizes. In a recent interview with himself, Jaspas told our on-site reporter, Deck, that more prizes have been added to the prize pool of #JD60, the latest competition on the internet for amateur and pro Cardists alike.  When asked why the prizes will go to only ONE winner, the cardist replied,”A wise man once said to me, ‘Do or do not, there is no try!’. And I believe in that spirit. That all of us should put in our efforts and strive to be the best self we could ever be.”  Jaspas even hinted that more sponsors have already agreed to sponsor more prizes and that the sponsors were eager to give back to the very community that makes such events possible. When Deck asked why Jaspas had wanted to include the sponsors on his page, Jaspas offhandedly said “Without these sponsors to give the professional Cardists some income or exposure, sooner or later real life will kick in and the best of us will have to work 9-to-5 desk jobs.” Jaspas then cartwheeled out of the coffee place, and flew into the glorious summer sky. Mr Deck Starwalker, The Cardy Times, 13 August 2011 Read the new prizes at http://jaspasonline.com/?p=184 Tweet #JD60 to support the competition

More announcements. More prizes.

In a recent interview with himself, Jaspas told our on-site reporter, Deck, that more prizes have been added to the prize pool of #JD60, the latest competition on the internet for amateur and pro Cardists alike. 

When asked why the prizes will go to only ONE winner, the cardist replied,”A wise man once said to me, ‘Do or do not, there is no try!’. And I believe in that spirit. That all of us should put in our efforts and strive to be the best self we could ever be.” 

Jaspas even hinted that more sponsors have already agreed to sponsor more prizes and that the sponsors were eager to give back to the very community that makes such events possible.

When Deck asked why Jaspas had wanted to include the sponsors on his page, Jaspas offhandedly said “Without these sponsors to give the professional Cardists some income or exposure, sooner or later real life will kick in and the best of us will have to work 9-to-5 desk jobs.” Jaspas then cartwheeled out of the coffee place, and flew into the glorious summer sky.

Mr Deck Starwalker, The Cardy Times, 13 August 2011

Read the new prizes at http://jaspasonline.com/?p=184

Tweet #JD60 to support the competition

Hello! Shameless self promotion. This is for you-know-who-you-are, and everyone else. http://www.facebook.com/pages/Jaspas-Deck/118819474863665 For your consideration!  Love, Jaspas.

Hello! Shameless self promotion.

This is for you-know-who-you-are, and everyone else.

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Jaspas-Deck/118819474863665

For your consideration! 

Love, Jaspas.

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Anarchy.